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I've been able to see this blade since I first met you.
What am I now, then?
Am I still not the Goblin's Bride?
Am I not your bride?
I think you are.
Really?
Does this mean I have the right to marry you now?
Does this mean you won't be leaving now?
First...
I may have to prepare to leave to a place that is further away.
What do you mean by that?
It means you're the Goblin's Bride.
I don't think that's what you meant by that.
If you saw it from the beginning, why did you pretend like you couldn't?
At first, I didn't say anything out of courtesy.
And later, I didn't say anything out of fear.
Explain.
I didn't think it was polite to ask about it when we first met
so that's why I didn't say anything then.
And after that, I thought if I said that I saw it
something would happen. So that's why I kept quiet.
I was scared you'd ask for us to get married straight away.
I mean, what about college for me, then?
And I was also wondering if I'd turn into a goblin, too.
And more than anything, it seemed that you have some money.
I pretended not to see it after that.
I was upset. But it was only for a short time.
What should I do now?
As your bride?
The first thing you need to do, as my bride, is...
just wait here for now.
[Episode 4]
She can see the blade! She pointed straight at it!
Like this!
All right already, so get out.
I told you, she can see the blade! She's my bride!
I'll be able to die now!
So what? Isn't that a good thing?
Haven't you been looking for your bride so you could die?
Your bride, who could finally help you rest in peace?
Um, yeah. I have. For my whole life, pretty much.
Then what's the problem here?
- What? Did she say she'd kill you? - I'm not in the mood for jokes!
How do you feel then, exactly?
Are you happy or scared that she can see the blade?
I'm not too sure.
"These tiresome, sleepless nights will finally be over."
I am glad, but at the same time, it's not like it felt tiresome every day.
And a part of me still wants to live a little longer.
Just say the word.
I'll escort you when your time comes.
You should've been escorted a long time ago anyway, at your age.
That paperwork is going to take forever.
- Is that what you thought I meant? - Yeah.
You're exactly right! We're on the same page for once.
Death beckons me.
It'll be a merciful death, seeing as it's ringing the doorbell.
Calm down.
You didn't ever say anything to upset her, did you?
You can just die, as you were fated to have.
Because you're not supposed to be alive. You're an anomaly of sorts.
I'd rather just die. That would be simplest.
All righty. Let's do that.
I told you to wait just a moment! You couldn't even wait that long?
You have no patience, do you?
Be even meaner. You only die once, after all.
I'm sorry, but I couldn't wait any longer.
I've been waiting for you all this time since finding out that I'm your bride.
For a long, long time.
My aunt left her house. But she took the deposit on the house with her, too.
That means that I'm homeless now.
So, please. Say that you won't leave, and...
Are you really not leaving anymore?
Let me grow up at this house. It's even okay with me if you adopt me!
I'll grow like a cactus
and I'll grow up to be a fine person, without any effort on your part!
So, please.
I'm for it.
To be honest, I wanted to remain an average Korean high school senior
but my mother passed away when I was nine years old due to an accident, and...
I know this story.
I've seen this drama.
Without my mother... I mean, I've been living in a world without my mother
while getting abused by my aunt and her children for ten years.
Oh, I hope she has a happy ending for this story.
And that's when I realized that there is no God.
And when I found myself at a loss
due to the various misfortunes that constitute my life...
I met you.
As if it were fate.
So please, help me.
Hey, how about getting a careful look at who lives here before asking me that?
If I don't stay here, I'll die of starvation in some random place.
No matter what I do, I'll die.
So I'd rather have a beautiful death in this house.
They say the spot under the lamp stand is the darkest.
Be my lamp stand, so this guy can't take me away.
I'm sorry, but the two of us have already...
Hey.
Go inside for now. Stay in the living room.
No poking around! Stay seated!
Yes, I will!
See me for a sec.
Wow.
Geez, you can't keep quiet, can you? You can't tell her that!
Oh, is it supposed to be a secret that you asked me to be your escort?
- I didn't know. - You did that on purpose, didn't you?
To be the cherry on top of her Misery Sundae, when she's already so pitiful!
Oh, so is that why you left her standing out there?
In this freezing weather?
Don't you dare come out.
What are you going to do? Do you have a plan?
I do.
Even though it's a bit vulgar.
I'll choose option two. Here, five million won.
Why are you looking at me like that?
No.
What is the meaning of this?
Put this money away, please.
I was a bit ignorant of a couple facts when I said that to you.
But I've already seen this house now.
What are you saying?
This is the perfect house for raising kids in!
Let's have kids and live a nice, happy life.
What's your type?
- W-w-what are you talking about? - The type of wife you want!
A good wife, and a wise mother? A sexy wife?
A professional?
Want me to switch it up every day for you?
You said you didn't like me!
Didn't you say you really didn't like me?
I've said some ridiculous things, haven't I?
I take it back!
Mister. You're so good-looking!
You're so cool!
I haven't cared to look at the stars ever since I met you.
And why would I need to, when I could just stare into your eyes instead?
Mister, can you hear what I'm thinking right now?
What on earth are you doing?
I know you heard all my thoughts.
I'm sorry. I keep thinking too loudly, don't I?
That was a lie.
A lie? What do you mean?
You told me you were able to hear all my thoughts before.
That's where that lie began.
Then, how did you know to come and save me when I was kidnapped?
I just felt it.
I'm not sure why, exactly, but I think it's due to the birthmark on your neck.
You con artist!
I kept my thoughts about you super quiet because of that
and broke them up into parts!
Sometimes I'd sing in between thoughts of you!
And even when I was staring at the maple leaf, I'd say to myself
that I was thinking about the leaf, and not about you!
I was even extra careful when I was having thoughts about myself!
What? What is it?
Why are you casually telling me you thought about me?
It's confusing me.
What has you so confused, exactly? I told you, I'm your bride!
So, can I unpack? Or not?
I'm asking you because I'm confused, too.
I don't think there's anything confusing about it.
Put the money down. And don't unpack.
Oh, is there an option four, or something?
It's a better option than the rest, I assume?
Grandpa!
- Huh? - Oh?
Why is she here, Grandpa?
And why are you here with her, Grandpa?
This is my grandson whom I'd told you about, Miss.
He will be residing on the floor below you
so please order him around as you please. Yes.
Me?
I have to?
Oh, come on. You have so many secretaries, though.
You never want to use a credit card again?
I am the most competent of the lot, so I'll be taking care of you.
My name is Yoo Duk Hwa.
As you can see, he's not trustworthy.
If something unpleasant happens
please call this number.
Thank you.
[CHAIRMAN YOO SHIN WOO]
You're... the chairman?
And I'm the chairman's grandson. I'm a third-generation rich boy.
Oh, you must be tired.
I'll take him and take my leave, then.
How come? I have stuff to talk to this girl about!
- You little... - Ow! Ow! Ow!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
I'm coming! Let go!
Goodbye!
Well, this is...
freaking amazing!
Oh, this is so nice.
This is so, so nice.
It's a suite room.
I'm all by myself in this nice suite room.
It's so big.
It's scary to be in such a big place by myself.
Grandpa. Who is she?
There's no need for you to know.
Just worry about ensuring that she has everything she could possibly need.
There's quite an important matter that is in her hands.
An important matter? What is it, exactly?
The future of your credit cards.
Unbelievable.
I'm the rich one here, so why is the fate of my cards
in the hands of some high school kid I don't even know?
Wow.
Uncle! Uncle!
Grandpa brought some girl...
What's the matter, Uncle? What's going on?
This is for anxiety. This is for bipolar disorder.
This is for insomnia.
So why are you taking those?
I'm on the verge of being a nervous wreck right now
and I felt happy, then sad, then lonely, and then splendid.
I couldn't sleep.
Why did you feel lonely, and then splendid?
It turns out that I've lost some weight.
This guy. Uncle, what...
What's the matter with you, Uncle Tenant?
I have similar symptoms.
If I shed tears after meeting that woman for the first time...
What could it mean?
Hello, viewers. Today, we have a family medicine specialist with us.
We'll be exploring the topic of mental health.
Yes. One's physical health is important
but there are many who overlook the importance of mental health.
Bipolar disorder, anxiety, and insomnia
are chronic conditions that haunt many people today.
Let's look at the symptoms for bipolar disorder first.
One is making impulsive purchases.
It should arouse your suspicions
if someone close to you is suddenly buying a lot of things.
Another symptom is...
becoming overconfident.
Who wants to fight me?
If you're not confident in your abilities, then never mind.
Wow, this is really too much.
Let's go and tie him down, Uncle Tenant.
Challenge accepted.
Oh geez.
And the defining symptom of someone with anxiety disorder
is being overly worried about one's health.
I've been getting terrible cramps. I think I might have a stomach ulcer.
Give me that, at least.
You won't die even if you don't have a stomach.
You just won't be able to eat, is all.
You said you'd only die when your bride pulls out the sword.
Oh, so you're telling me to just go and die, basically.
I never said that. Why are you being so aggressive?
Aggressive?
Wow, so I'm the weirdo here. I'm the petty one!
Someone like me should just die, and doesn't even have the right to live, huh?
Why don't you go and tell her, then?
Go and tell her to kill me! Tell her that I deserve to be killed!
Are you about to cry?
I've been holding in tears this whole time.
Maybe I should just move out after all.
Wait, which way is the bus stop?
This way?
I wonder if Mister is feeling depressed?
But you know, this isn't right.
It makes me upset that you're getting sad now, of all times!
If you don't like me, you could just say so!
Why are you making it rain and inconveniencing tons of people?
Hello.
I'll escort you to school, Miss.
Please get in.
Oh, please speak informally to me.
I cannot. Nor do I wish to.
I'm scared that you'll tell on me to my grandpa.
I'm not going to do that.
Someone will tell him, even if it isn't you.
What are you doing? Get out. We're here.
I told you, not here. Drop me off over there, at that intersection!
Not a chance. Never.
When you're rich, it's only natural to pull up to the front of the school
in your convertible and garner tons of attention.
I'll do it again tomorrow if you don't get out now.
You promise not to do this again tomorrow?
It wouldn't be fun tomorrow.
I've already attracted all the attention we'll get.
Isn't that Ji Eun Tak?
Please, hurry up and go.
You're Ji Eun Tak?
Yes.
My self-introduction is a bit late, but I'm Ji Eun Tak...
Then you're that... you cried a lot, didn't you?
Wait, then... that book about the goblin you had back then.
I see. So you know my uncle?
All the pieces of the puzzle are coming together now.
Your uncle?
Oh yeah. What happened to your aunt?
That punishment... no, I mean gold. No, I mean punishment.
Punishment? (BEOL) Gold? (GEUM)
Oh, does my aunt have some fines (BEOLGEUM) to pay off?
Beats me.
I'm just curious to know what kind of punishment my uncle gave them.
Where did you get this?
Why are you asking us that?
Pardon?
If you're going to buy it, then buy it. Otherwise, never mind.
It's just that these are of such high quality.
They were passed down to me. It's my inheritance.
- What happened to your face? - I got a beating from my mom.
It's expensive, right? So give us a lot of money.
- You crazy little... - You didn't hit her enough.
- She needs another one. - Shut it, you...
What, did I say something wrong? I mean, come on!
Just a moment.
These are quite valuable, so I need to get the right equipment to inspect it.
What? Why are you hitting me?
You little... go. Go and wait in the car.
You almost ran off with them, you evil wench!
What do you mean, we stole them? What do you mean by that?
I told you so many times that this was my niece's! I took it from her drawer!
- That's what stealing is, Mom. - Shut it, you bastard!
You were a co-conspirator, too. And you were the most excited about it!
This bastard was! Yes!
Sit down.
So you're saying these gold bars belong to your niece?
That's right.
So why did you lie and tell the jeweler you inherited them?
When did I ever lie?
I never said I was the one who inherited them. My niece inherited these.
When her mother, my older sister, died...
That's enough.
All right, then. What's your niece's name and date of birth?
She's, um, a high schooler now. A senior in high school.
And her name is...
Her name is... what was it, again?
Hey, what's her name?
Eun Ji?
Eun Yi?
Look at you two psychos. Get it together!
Geez, you people! Did you come here to mess around?
Listen to me very carefully, okay?
So your niece, who's a high school senior whose name you don't even know
stole these gold bars, which were manufactured in Korea
and should be at the Federal Reserve Bank in New York.
And then you people stole them from her. That's what you're telling me, right?
I told you, we didn't steal these!
If you can't believe me, you can go to our house and just ask her!
And we've been asking you and asking you for your damn address!
Our address is Seoul City, Sungbuk-gu!
Wait a second.
Seoul City! Sungbuk...
Seoul City. Sungbuk-gu?
I don't know!
Hey, what's the address of the place we used to live at?
We had a house that we lived in?
We... lived somewhere?
What the hell is up with these psychos? Huh? Huh!
She's really my uncle's bride?
Why is she my uncle's bride?
Who knows.
Perhaps it's a prank from God?
Oh, so that's why Uncle is depressed.
She's not his type, is she?
What a terrible prank on God's part.
But you know, Uncle Tenant. About the dish you just froze.
It's one my uncle cherishes quite a bit.
He bought that dish himself around the time Louis XIV was king...
That's what he told me.
Duk Hwa.
It's probably not true.
Don't have such a serious expression on your face! It's scary!
Is it because of that woman?
The one you cried in front of when you first saw her?
Think about it carefully.
Maybe it's not the first time you two have met.
Men shouldn't be like that, you know! Take responsibility!
You may not be able to remember that day, but that woman might remember something.
Well...
Yes?
She had quite a bright personality.
I'm Sunny.
And her hair was all like...
She flipped it like that.
And her lips...
She did this.
And then?
I really have never seen her before.
Come on, I thought your story was going in an entirely different direction!
What did you mean when you said she did this with her lips? Huh?
What did she do with her lips, exactly?
I... won't ask anymore.
Goodness me! Will you look at the time?
What's with that getup?
Are you going to a formal function, or a funeral?
Oh, is this why people say that marriage is like a grave?
I feel a bit solemn right now.
So answer what I ask you now honestly.
You work abroad too, right?
Oh, wait. Is your English not good enough for that?
What? Pardon?
That much from you is remarkable.
I need your help tonight.
Why, so you can go and die abroad?
[MATH PROBLEMS]
He's really being too much.
Why has he disappeared? Why isn't he coming?
Why hasn't he contacted me?
Open the door!
I'm in front of your house! Why are you avoiding me?
Come out! I know you're in there!
So you're not coming out, huh?
If you don't come out...
I'm going to light this, and then blow it out!
What's this, you may ask?
It's a super-long, super-huge candle!
I'm going to blow it out! I can't guarantee where I'll be, though!
I'm going to summon you to a scary and embarrassing place!
Am I still supposed to be waiting here?
But I've waited for so long already.
Long time no see.
You haven't aged a day.
I told you that the answer for question number 17 was four
but you wrote two anyway.
I kept getting two, no matter how I worked out the problem.
And you told me the answer.
That's why I couldn't bring myself to write it down.
Because that was a problem that I couldn't solve.
No.
You managed to solve your problem quite well.
Your life was your own correct answer for the questions that life threw at you.
I see. So it was that kind of problem.
I saw that you became a lawyer. And you helped many people in need.
It was my way of trying to repay you for the sandwich you gave me.
And I had no other choice.
Because I knew you were there.
Most people don't forget the miraculous epiphanies in their lives.
I know.
I've given sandwiches to thousands of people.
But there weren't many others like you.
Most people get stuck in that miraculous moment and ask for help once more.
Saying they know you're there, somewhere.
As if they're owed another miracle.
You changed your life on your own.
And for that reason, I've always cheered you on.
I knew you would be.
Where will I be going now?
Leave through the door you came in through.
The afterlife is a u-turn.
It's clear he's probably going to a good place.
Yeah.
Thanks for today.
Why did you do this?
You didn't have to. This isn't your job, like it is for me.
Yeah, I don't have to. But I wouldn't be cool if I didn't.
And just where are you going now?
Where were you? You weren't at home.
You stopped by my house?
Why are you avoiding me?
I wasn't avoiding you. I was busy.
Yes, you were busy. Busy avoiding me!
And it turns out that you don't even have a job!
So what does that make me?
A deserted wife?
- What? - What am I, then?
You avoid me because you're a goblin, and then avoid me saying you're not one!
Then you avoided me because I couldn't see the blade
and now you're avoiding me because I can!
This is so unfair! You're so immature!
Don't you dare run away! I'll blow all of these out if you do!
How beautiful.
I'm being serious right now!
Me too.
But where did you get all these candles when you don't even have money?
- Yoo Duk Hwa got them for me. - That punk.
Can't I just live at your house?
You have tons of empty rooms!
How do you know if those rooms are empty or not?
- Yoo Duk Hwa. - That punk!
I thought you told me "wait for now."
"For now" usually refers to a duration of time that is an hour to 6 hours!
How many days has it been already?
And it rained, too!
Were you sad because of me?
That's not it.
You can tell me.
I've been preparing myself for this for days now.
I'm prepared to come to terms with whatever you may say.
Why would you have to be prepared?
I'm the one who needs to be making preparations.
Preparations for what?
You don't need to know.
Did you have dinner?
What is it? Did you eat?
I haven't seen much of you ever since I told you that I see the sword.
This isn't why I told you that I can see it.
What preparations do you have to make? And how, exactly?
Don't do it alone! Let's do it together!
Want to eat steak? Want me to order you room service?
Seeing as how you're trying to change the subject...
I'll let you off the hook.
I'm not in the mood for beef today. Let's eat something else.
The expensive things in the room tried to tempt me many times
but I never once fell prey to their temptations!
Ah, this is the best.
Are you sure that's enough?
Get everything you want.
I can even buy you this entire row!
And I could pay for it all in cash, too.
Stand up straight!
How is it that you get like this after just two beers?
Want me to buy you a toothbrush? From this one to this one.
Ta da!
Ooh, a microfiber toothbrush.
What?
You can leave now! Just go!
I don't want to! I'm going to take you home!
Am I really your bride, though, even though you told me to wait?
Yeah.
So I can't date other guys, then?
That's not exactly something I'd want to recommend you to do.
What are you going to do about my third wish, then?
I asked for a part-time job, for a resolution with my aunt, and a boyfriend!
Boyfriend!
You'll never have one. Not in this lifetime.
So don't look forward to it.
Why not?
Because I don't want you to.
You can't do that. Do you like me?
Um, no.
Your no's don't always mean no, though.
How did you live your life up until now? What did you do for all this time?
I lived all this time waiting for you.
Oh, shush!
I said that quietly, though.
So it rains when you're gloomy, right? What happens when you're happy?
Pass!
What, do you make flowers bloom or something?
No! Next question.
- Can you fly? - That's a piece of cake.
- Show me next time. - Sure.
How many other brides have there been before me?
The first and last one.
I understand you saying that I'm your first.
But how do you know that I'll be your last?
Because that's what I've decided.
What happens if I say that I won't be your bride?
Well...
I won't ever be able to get this blade out.
You're the only one who can pull it out, you see.
And you have to pull out this blade for me to be able to...
For me to be able to...
b-become pretty.
I'm not that pretty right now, as you can see.
Oh.
Is it something like this?
You know how there are cursed princes in fairy tales?
But when he meets his true love, he goes back to looking like he originally did.
The frog prince is a frog, but then becomes a prince.
And in "Beauty and the Beast," the beast becomes a prince.
So the goblin transforms from a goblin into...
Let's just pull that out next time, okay?
We'll do it when we need to use it as a broom, or something.
You probably aren't aware of this
but I'd have to be a really crazy person to be laughing right now.
All right, next time.
Let's not do it today. I'll just laugh with you today.
How about on the day of the first snowfall of the season?
The first snowfall?
We'll definitely need a broom then.
Okay.
Let's do it on the day of the first snowfall of the season.
I wonder when the first snowfall of the season will be.
- That looks great. - Let's take the photo together.
- Look here. - What could it be?
- Wow, that's pretty! - Wow!
[CONTINUAL PATTERNS OF ABNORMAL WEATHER; WILL THINGS BE OKAY AT THIS RATE?]
I guess something good must have happened last night.
All of these huge flowers blossomed overnight all over the place!
It's autumn, and yet they popped up left and right!
You sure make those flowers blossom beautifully.
Snow and rain can be chalked up to climate abnormalities.
But what are you going to do about flowers?
You drank, didn't you?
"What are you going to do about the flowers? Flowers!"
"You drank, didn't you, Uncle?"
All three of those sentences were in informal speech.
Might as well call me "big bro," too.
Shall I? What'd you do last night, Big Bro, and with who?
- You insolent cur! - I just can't think of anyone!
Come on, Uncle! What are you going to do?
It's not because of the alcohol. It's because of the anxiety medication.
Henceforth, I will no longer ingest medication, so...
Why are you talking in that old- fashioned way all of a sudden?
I don't know.
What's with this, now?
It's an empty seat. Let's sit down.
So I'm running into you at places like this, now?
Who are you talking about?
It's the last episode.
I can't ever miss the last episode of a morning drama.
Everyone has a couple of scars in his or her heart.
Scars? Do you even know what those are?
My body moves before my mouth opens.
I told you that I'd buy you snacks last night, right?
No.
Come on, don't half-ass it and seriously think about it.
Don't half-ass it, and cure your hangover, already!
You blacked out again?
With just two cans of beer?
It's not because of the alcohol! It was because of my medication!
Why are you yelling? It's scary.
Is there something here?
Eun Bi is Hye Jin's daughter.
What?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What? - It was her daughter?
- Wow. - Unbelievable.
You're heading home, right?
Is this your delayed reaction about the fact that Eun Bi is Hye Jin's daughter?
What is going on? What kind of memory is that?
What are you talking about? What is it?
What'll happen if I say that I won't be your bride?
I won't ever be able to get this blade out.
You're the only one who can pull it out, you see.
I must be crazy! You crazy Goblin!
What do I do now?
What? What is it?
I told her all about pulling the sword out.
Where are you looking, Uncle? Are you not feeling well?
Just consider yourself lucky.
You lived a rich, long life even if you were to drop dead now.
Hey, watch your words! I'll destroy that hat of yours!
Oh, I don't know him. He's a complete stranger.
Bye, then. I'm off.
Come on, Uncle! Why are you acting like this?
Oh, who are you? Do you know me?
Uncle!
Man, so he heard that, huh?
Uncle!
Wow, you'd be pretty even if I smeared poop all over your face!
That's all in the past.
You know the saying, "save it and it'll go bad?" That's what happened.
What are you talking about? Your skin is still so plump!
You're okay.
Excuse me, which eyeshadow is that?
The color is so pretty!
Can I get one of those?
Yes, please come this way.
Looks like I helped you sell one.
Thanks.
But, do you have an appointment somewhere, or something?
Where are you going, all dolled up like that?
Did you get a boyfriend, by any chance?
I'm dolling myself up and waiting for his call so that he'll become mine.
But I haven't received a call.
Why could that be?
I guess he's playing hard to get.
Has he moved on?
But I'm so enamored by him.
How come you're always staring out the window, Boss?
Is there something out there?
I'm waiting.
For what?
I don't know. I always seem to be waiting for people.
Is it a customer?
No. It's someone else.
A prince on a white steed?
I don't like guys who are younger than me.
If anything, I want it to be a king on a white steed.
[CHAIRMAN YOO SHIN WOO]
Your grave is the only one without an epitaph.
[YOO JUNG WOO: DON'T EVER DISTURB A GORYO MAN'S BREAK.]
[YOO SEO WON: MAY THE EARTH ABOVE YOU BE FEATHER-LIGHT.]
What's this?
Did you pick it up somewhere?
No, he gave it to me.
Give it back.
Who gave it to you? The guy who gave you a ride this morning
or that older guy I saw in front of your house?
Wow, you sure have a wide array of men around you, don't you?
Do you even know who this business card belongs to?
It says it right there. Chairman Yoon Shin Woo.
Exactly!
You got tricked, you idiot!
Did those men tell you they're close to this chairman?
Leave her alone. Why would she care, when she's a sugar baby?
What?
How dare you look me in the eye!
What's this?
What's with this cigarette?
Yeah, it's your first time seeing a cigarette, isn't it?
You must be out of your damn mind.
How dare you do that in school? And in the classroom, of all places?
Wait, Teacher, no!
Oh man.
Hey, give me a light.
What... did I just say?
A light?
This won't do. Let's go. Follow me out.
Wait, Teacher, no! This isn't mine!
This is Ji Eun Tak's!
She was trying to smoke it, so I took it from her!
Search her! I'm telling you, it's hers!
Hey, Park Soo Jin. That is yours.
Ji Eun Tak doesn't even smoke, so stop it already.
You did this before, too.
Are you out of your damn mind? Do you have a death wish?
No, but you clearly do!
You know where the teachers' office is, right?
Go!
Hurry it up!
We got revenge! A bloody revenge on the girl who harassed you...
I'm the one who did it!
Goodness me, how could a girl be so vile and horrid?
I feel better for it!
Hey, why didn't you haunt one of them? You whine about how lonely you are.
Hah, as if!
- I'd rather die and... - You did die.
I wouldn't, even if I could come back to life for it!
Yes, that's right.
We did a good job, right?
Yeah, we pulled a switcheroo with that cigarette!
Yes. Thank you all so much.
We'll be going ahead, then.
Wait, what? What is it?
I thought you didn't drive.
Yeah, but I wanted to show off that I have a car.
Do you have a license?
What do you take me for?
A drunk. Well, yesterday at least.
I didn't do anything weird yesterday, did I?
You don't remember?
Can't you tell from the fact that I'm asking?
Did you cure your hangover? Aren't you hungry?
Why do you always ask me that whenever you see me?
Can't you eat before you meet up with me, for once?
It's because I want to eat with you!
But if you don't want to, then never mind.
What do you want to eat together, exactly? Beef?
Beef? Wow! I never would've thought of it myself, but that's a great idea!
Sit tight.
We're here. Get out.
Wow! Wow!
This is to repay you for giving me that maple leaf.
Wow!
You took me to the land of a maple leaf for giving you a maple leaf?
Is this our honeymoon, Mister?
Get back in. Let's go.
No, no.
Let's go this way! I know my way around these parts.
Yeah, right. The beef is this way!
What? What did you say?
Thank you for the meal!
Wow, there are so many "swords" here!
Put that down before talking, will you?
Oh, look at you, cowering!
Eat. I thought you said you were hungry.
Okay!
And while you're listening, hear me out without getting the wrong idea.
I'm asking because I'm genuinely curious.
About this blade...
What does the hilt look like?
Say... are you doubting me now?
Hey, come on. Why are you getting mad?
I just like to be thorough, especially with things like this.
In other words, you doubt me.
There's a tiger on the hilt of the blade.
Yeah, right? It's a white tiger.
Isn't it cool?
No.
But you know, I did some research about you.
But no matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find anything about that.
About what?
The story about you having a blade stuck in you.
How did it get lodged in there, anyway?
Did you do it? Or someone else?
Someone I never would've guessed.
Oh.
It's quite a painful story, isn't it?
It's fine, then.
What about your age? How old are you, exactly?
939 years old.
Oh.
And that's an even more painful story, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
But still, it must be nice to live a long time.
You haven't aged. And you have tons of money.
And now, you've met your bride!
Do you want to live for a long time?
Even if you're frozen in time while everything else isn't?
But I have you.
You'll be with me, so I think it'd be okay to live for a long time.
You sure are chipper for someone who's had a very rough past.
It's been almost 1,000 years now.
I couldn't just be sad for all those years.
I'm a goblin that accepts my fate and faces it head on.
There's nothing sad enough to be grieving over for 1,000 years.
And there's no such thing as a love that lasts for 1,000 years, either.
I bet you there is.
What are you betting on, exactly?
On the sadness, or the love?
A sad love?
Want to really bet on it, if you can't believe me?
A bet? Why, I never...
just how much information did you look up about me?
What else do you know?
You were alone for a long time, so you learned to cope with loneliness
and are capricious, and have a bad temper, and you like dark, damp places.
Okay, besides the bad things you found out about me?
You bless people, but also unleash your wrath upon them.
And you refuse to have a family.
And I do wonder if that's why I was abandoned in the hotel room.
I didn't abandon you. It's just a measure I took
to make you think about all this.
Think about what?
You don't have to do this if you don't want to!
What are you talking about?
Being the Goblin's Bride.
What are you planning?
It feels like you're hoping I don't want to be your bride.
Why are you saying all this now?
Oh, so you hate the fact that I'm the Goblin's Bride?
Or do you have another woman in your life?
Even if you don't, you don't want me so you don't want me to be your bride.
You said that seeing the blade and then pulling it out
are the proper steps to take, right?
I'll pull it out and prove to you that I'm your bride, then!
All right, let's see if you get all nice and pretty!
Hey, you can talk to me from there!
Summon a pile of gold this big, with a spell and your magic goblin bat!
And then?
Get over here!
Hey, I don't have a magic bat!
You don't?
What kind of goblin doesn't have a magic bat?
Wow! Whoa! Wowie!
Wow, the water turned into a sword!
Whoa, that's amazing! Wow, that's so cool!
This is what humans mistook for a bat.
Oh, I see!
They say that married couples' arguments are like trying to cut water.
So this is what they meant!
No, it's not!
Yes, that's right. All proper honeymoons need a water fight.
Stay right there.
You must be so happy that you won against a high schooler.
You use your powers for petty things like this?
What, I can't?
Don't I get any special powers?
You have all sorts of cool powers, but can't I do anything besides see ghosts?
I'm the Goblin's Bride, after all!
Why, do you want powers?
I want to summon a pile of gold this big.
Can do you it?
No.
- Wait here for a bit. - Why?
I have some business to take care of.
I don't know when I'll be back. You'll wait, right?
Oh yeah. You said you're an avid reader, so...
keep that with you.
[POETRY ANTHOLOGY]
If you leave me behind, I'll summon you, so just be aware of that.
I won't leave you behind.
Why? Because I'm the Goblin's Bride?
Please deliver this.
Mister!
An object needn't be large to have great mass.
That girl, as tiny as a violet
That girl, drifting in the sky like the petals of a flower
draws me to her with a force greater than the one exerted by the earth.
In a single moment
I fell and rolled toward her without rhyme or reason
just as Newton's apple did.
With a thump.
With a thump-thump.
That "red carpet" was amazing! You did that, didn't you?
It was amazing!
Mister.
My heart bounced from the heavens to the earth in a dizzying pendular motion.
Are you angry, Mister?
Such was the moment I'd first fallen in love.
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[GOBLIN: THE LONELY AND GREAT GOD]
It was blindingly bright.
Because the day was good. Because the day was not good.
Because the day was sufficient.
Every day was good.
And...
no matter what happens...
none of it is your fault.
Are you, by any chance...
really going to turn into a broomstick?
No, that won't happen.
That's a relief.
All right. I'll be pulling it out now.